SCOUT 1: I just... do not get it!
SCOUT 2: You do not get what?
SCOUT 1: Nothing ever happens at this fortress. Nothing!
SCOUT 1: Suddenly we get called in the middle of the night to investigate some ‘disturbance’.
SCOUT 2: Ah, well. That is how we operate as royal guardsmen, I suppose.
SCOUT 1: ...Uh... does it feel extremely cold all of a sudden, or is that just me?
